slatromhsiloof Review of Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

If you like to watch ugly naked women die, this movie might be for you.

[1/10 · 13 January 2011]

But even then I doubt it. I still haven't figured out if this movie is supposed to be "so bad its good" or just bad. Its really painful to watch movies this bad. The acting was just terrible. The story was just terrible. The lighting was just terrible. The editing was just terrible. The sound was just terrible. The women were homely enough that I kept wishing they would put their clothes on. Nudity would be the only redeeming quality of this movie if only the women weren't so unattractive. Basically if you rent this movie I am sorry you wasted your dollar (God help you if you paid more than that), but more sorry you wasted your time. You can watch it all the way to the end if you want, but it doesn't get any better than the first impossibly bad ten minutes. A word of wisdom to the dingbat producers of this pile of cr@p. Next time, if you are going to make a movie who's only redeeming quality is showing nudity, don't hire your deformed, retarded, cross-eyed, over the hill, junkie half sisters with bad teeth to be the eye candy. Try to get a few 18-22 year old cuties from the charity car wash or something. You might not get to sleep with them, but 14 year old boys at least will watch your garbage more than the first time before chucking the disc in the garbage.