I saw this in a discount theater (thank God I didn't pay full price!) The two bucks I paid they can keep but I want my lifetime back, please! There isn't much to say about this movie, except that it drags worse than chewing gum stuck to the bottom of a flip-flop on a hot day!
There is soooooo much dialog and so very little happening on screen. I was tempted to just leave the film but I hoped against my better judgment that something funny had to happen sooner or later, right? After all it's a comedy...but no such luck!
**Spoilers** There is this group of best friends, everyone is all up in everyone's business while they all keep up appearances and everyone claims to be honest. There are affairs, along with strange trips to a supposed massage parlor and none of it makes sense or is even remotely funny! Channing Tatum plays 'Zip', a weeping, overly and ridiculously tattooed, oxy head-douche bag who's sole purpose it is in the Dilemma, to have women flock to see the film because he is...oh so sexy (Sorry ladies, he's a huge FAIL in this production.) I nearly cried when a classic car got destroyed and never will I quite understand why anyone spent any amount to produce this film. $70,000,000 could have done so much more than this waste of time and energy!
There is soooooo much dialog and so very little happening on screen. I was tempted to just leave the film but I hoped against my better judgment that something funny had to happen sooner or later, right? After all it's a comedy...but no such luck!
**Spoilers** There is this group of best friends, everyone is all up in everyone's business while they all keep up appearances and everyone claims to be honest. There are affairs, along with strange trips to a supposed massage parlor and none of it makes sense or is even remotely funny! Channing Tatum plays 'Zip', a weeping, overly and ridiculously tattooed, oxy head-douche bag who's sole purpose it is in the Dilemma, to have women flock to see the film because he is...oh so sexy (Sorry ladies, he's a huge FAIL in this production.) I nearly cried when a classic car got destroyed and never will I quite understand why anyone spent any amount to produce this film. $70,000,000 could have done so much more than this waste of time and energy!