mrbusyb Review of Wonderland

Wonderland (1999)

And just why didn't I give this a 1 out of 10 rating?

[2/10 · 31 March 2011]

Fact! People don't know trash unless they buy all their movies for $2.99. In British currency, that would be $1.25. Another fact! Who wants to watch the reality of life's dirt when they have already suffered working all day long in it? Don't we go to the movies to dream about being what only a few of us ever achieve? I mean, why watch pathetic actors acting like pathetic people! But I've got to give this movie a two, beloved movie goers, as I just might have a hot woman over sometime and, depending on her personality, it might pass as a babe flick. But then, who knows? Instead, we might just go straight to the coffee. Ahem. Fact! The gray rabbits teeth and the thick eyebrows on the women just doesn't do it for me! And why always have the act of sex happening when a mixed couple get together? I mean, that is so eighties while the endeavor really isn't as entertaining as it once was nor does it really anger anyone. Why not have them go shopping for cripes sake! You know, normal people having to suffer tremendously together as the poor African American bloke is having to go shopping with the ole' ball and chain rather than staying at home watching the cricket finals. Did I say African American? Hee hee. Fact! This movie starts off as something of a documentary and then mixes in with a lot of artistic goo. You know, that abract kind of stuff they do by smearing in a lot of pastel paint into the scenery. But then the tone develops a plot all of the sudden which kind of confused me. Look, either keep it all porn or make something socially valuable out of it! Fact! This movie sucks.