This movie does not even deserve the 1 I am giving it but I have to put something to write this. I am not a professional in any way not even as a critic. However, I do LOVE movies - all kinds - and have developed quite a pallet. I am open to watching ANY type of movie and will give ANY movie a chance. Unfortunately that's why I watched this movie. I have my preferences for movies I actually find GOOD but one of my favorite types of movies to watch are the horribly bad; bad story, acting, whatever. It's amusing. THIS movie, was beyond even that. I'm surprised I had the self control to sit through this movie without being strapped down and my eyes forced open like in Clockwork Orange. This is BY FAR THE! WORST! MOVIE! I have EVER! EVER! SEEN! I have never said that sentence as strongly or been livid enough to actually write a review like this but let that stand for how atrocious this movie is. The acting was forced, very amateur, uncomfortable - for both viewer and actors it seemed, and horribly - I would like to repeat and emphasize - HORRIBLY directed. I wanted to address this first because I've seen movies where the acting was bad, but I was able to overlook that because I could tell the script and possibly even the direction/production were good, but this falls short on every level. The worst of all was the main character, the villain, who I amused myself only slightly thinking he had the acting quality of a wrestler only to find out to my horror upon reading one of the reviews that he actually was! As I said already, I can deal with bad acting if the script and direction, sometimes even if it is just one, are decent enough. But the story so stupid. I apologize for using such a juvenile term but that's really the only way to accurately describe it and it's much more polite than what I want to say. I am seriously tempted to write Brooks Benjamin (writer, director, producer) just to find out what he was thinking the entire time this project developed. I don't even want to talk about it anymore because I am that angry and just shocked and dumbfounded that something this awful could actually be created and viewed by so many people and written about - even jokingly - the way it has been on here.
Long rant short - DO! NOT! EVER! EVER! EVER! WATCH THIS MOVIE! OR LET ANYONE YOU KNOW OR LOVE WATCH IT!
Long rant short - DO! NOT! EVER! EVER! EVER! WATCH THIS MOVIE! OR LET ANYONE YOU KNOW OR LOVE WATCH IT!