Black Swan (2010)
1/10
so..why did i wanna watch this? i forgot
13 September 2012
Based on the trailer when this film was scheduled for release it looked pretty cool. A freaky looking Natalie Portman in a thriller based noir caught my eye. Yet having just seen it, i spent most of my time fast forwarding this garbage until the credits rolled.

The first 10 minutes of any movie tell me whether i should continue or pass. This is one of those moments. I mean..ballet? wtf is a straight man like me gonna get out of this? and the story just drags on like pulling an animals carcass into a tool shed. no real highlights to even mention - Meg Griffin gets to foreplay and go lesbian i guess? By so many question marks, even you can tell how confusing and utterly pointless this is. i'm not saying this as a sexist comment but man..you have to be one hell of a f@g to enjoy this shined turd of a film. i was expecting a slasher type of flick instead it's like an emo love-story told in the format of someones illusions..pure dribble.
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