1/10
My brain feels like scrambled eggs after watching this.
19 October 2012
Two little girls run and scream endlessly through a corn maze in upstate New York, while their father chases after them, calling their names endlessly.

And that's it.

That is the extent of the plot of this 100-minutes-long home movie.

Seriously.

My brain feels like scrambled eggs after watching this, and my ears are still ringing from all of the girls' high-pitched wailing, as they clop through puddles and meander about in this maze. And this unwatchable, nearly unreviewable, in-name-only "sequel" to the nearly equally abysmal Dark Harvest even has its own sequel? They couldn't even keep the Iphone focused in this film, why is there a sequel? Does the cameraman's shadow appear on-screen as often in that film as it does in this one? It is visible so many times here, that it could probably have gotten a credit in the film, and on IMDb.

Don't waste your time, the only good thing about this is the creepy looking scarecrow on the front of the DVD box, which unfortunately has nothing to do with the "film" itself.

Not that this matters, but the title should be spelt The Maze, not "maize". Maize means corn. Maze means a labyrinthine series of passageways, which would fit the movie more appropriately. Or, better still, this should just be called, The Suck.
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