Okay, what's scary? Sudden camera shifts, a woman's face in black veil screaming? Lets get to the point...a woman sees her son die in a tragic accident (mainly just as much her fault for living on an island when tides cover the only road to their home) and then goes on a rampage as a ghost causing local children to kill themselves in violent ways. So what does our hero do? He figures it out (after all he's a London lawyer) but his solution...using a local's car (early 1900's England) to drag the "marsh" for the son's body...puts the body in in the nursery...and then buries it in the dead mom's casket. Everything's great, right? NOPE! The lawyer's son (his wife/mom died in childbirth 4 years before) arrives in the spooky town with the nanny as previously arranged and......The woman in black isn't satisfied she shows up at the train station (of course, with the appropriately made-up bodies of all the other dead children) and makes the lawyer's son walk into a train...BUT WAIT...the lawyer jumps on the track and grabs his son...AND THEY DIE TOGETHER! But it's a HAPPY ENDING!...the lawyer's dead wife meets them "on the other side" and escorts them to heaven while the woman in black looks on and screams...cut to credits. What a crock of fecal material! The lawyer, who's been moping around for four years gets his wish...to be with his wife again. The heck with his son having any kind of life at all. And the black bitch...does what? Go on killing? Can't tell because the "credits" don't tell you anything.
Review of The Woman in Black
