No matter how long you think about it, you can not do anything to this movie to take it down a notch. Adding literally anything that could be terrible would add value to this movie. Got a 5 hour shot of a monkey that scratches its ass? Add two stars. Live feed of growing grass? At least it'd cover the scenes there already. All in all, I probably can't tell you more about this move than a single sentence....
The Sham-Wow guy, Rob Schneider, and Lindsay Lohan got together and filmed a movie that, impossibly, made them all seem to be worth even less as human beings.
Avoid it at all costs...no matter what sort of cheese has ever appealed to you, this will not. If you DO happen to watch it, and find out you liked it...do the remaining 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the planet a favor and leave by any means possible
The Sham-Wow guy, Rob Schneider, and Lindsay Lohan got together and filmed a movie that, impossibly, made them all seem to be worth even less as human beings.
Avoid it at all costs...no matter what sort of cheese has ever appealed to you, this will not. If you DO happen to watch it, and find out you liked it...do the remaining 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the planet a favor and leave by any means possible