Review of Texas Chainsaw

2/10
Worst TCM Yet
10 January 2014
After the first massacre in 1974, the townspeople suspected that the Sawyer family were responsible.

A vigilante mob of enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer house, burning it to the ground and killing every last member of the family. Decades later a young woman named Heather learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from her grandmother.

She decides to bring her friends along on the road trip to investigate her inheritance. On arrival she uncovers she has inherited a mansion but is yet to uncover the terrors that lurk in the basement below it.

Starts off as a flashback then to the present. No Idea how a mansion came to be with a bunch of inbred hillbillies. Missed that explanation. It's sort of a dumb story.

Only real saving grace is the girl's hot orange shorty shorts. Best bum I've seem in a decade.

Anyway, i digress....a guy who's ransacking the mansion come upon a locked door in the basement and things start to go very wrong.

The problem with this movie is it makes no sense. There is no story. Just violence for violence sake.
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