1/10
I Despise this Movie
14 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I despise this movie, no seriously, it can burn in hell.

I know it's been like eight years, but forget it, i'm still mad, I need to vent this frustration.

Richard Kelly lost his goddamn mind after Donnie Darko and not one of the producers on Southland Tales had any guts to call him out on his bulls**t because they didn't want to question his so-called genius and make it sound like they "Didn't Get It".

They "Didn't Get It" because there's nothing "To Get".

This is what happens when storytellers who can't control their visions are left to their own devices without any creative control. Similar circumstances gave us: One from the Heart, Heaven's Gate, A Serious Man, Matrix Reloaded, Moonwalker, Glitter, Death Proof, Lady in the Water and the Star Wars Prequels. All those vanity projects that lost their way, some being remembered as some of the worst movies of their time.

It's a good thing that Richard Kelly's career never recovered from this, as far as i'm concerned after making Southland Tales he should have been shot into the sun, but such a glamorous death is too kindly.

I hope and dream that one day I will walk into a McDonalds and catch him sweeping the floor.
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