But, my God what intoxicatingly sweet-smelling Garbage it is.
I love this movie, in the same way I love watching people falling down on youtube. I don't get anything out of it other than cheap laughs at other peoples expense. Just imagining what these Yokels did wrong during the making of this movie is enough to send me into hysteria.
"'Ey Earl, You play that there Keyboard real well ya hear? It don' matter if you don't know how to play" "I got's Ma to make this here monster head outta card-y-board, make sure ya don' get it too wet tho'" "We gon' end this on a downer ya hear? We need our audience to feel the weight of Arnie's death ya-hear?"
We need movies like this. Because they show us exactly how NOT to make a movie. Film professors the world over will force the message that "Citizen Kane is the greatest film ever made" down our throats until we swallow it. No, Forget Orson Welles, what Bill Stromberg did with The Crater Lake Monster will teach you so much more.
I love this movie, in the same way I love watching people falling down on youtube. I don't get anything out of it other than cheap laughs at other peoples expense. Just imagining what these Yokels did wrong during the making of this movie is enough to send me into hysteria.
"'Ey Earl, You play that there Keyboard real well ya hear? It don' matter if you don't know how to play" "I got's Ma to make this here monster head outta card-y-board, make sure ya don' get it too wet tho'" "We gon' end this on a downer ya hear? We need our audience to feel the weight of Arnie's death ya-hear?"
We need movies like this. Because they show us exactly how NOT to make a movie. Film professors the world over will force the message that "Citizen Kane is the greatest film ever made" down our throats until we swallow it. No, Forget Orson Welles, what Bill Stromberg did with The Crater Lake Monster will teach you so much more.