Review of Noah

Noah (2014)
1/10
cgi crap...I don't believe in any god, but this movie was hell to watch!
3 April 2014
I don't believe in any god, but this movie was hell to watch! Can't believe this is the same director who did PI, and the wrestler.

Bad script, talking rocks, some magic gold, Hannibal Lector and berries!!

Seriously though, it's a cgi movie... That's it. There was so much room for character development, and yet the characters were completely empty.

Stay home, Netflix Pi or requiem for a dream or the wrestler. These are truly great movies that will stand up to the test of time where as Noah will be on AMC as monthly filler!

I should have gone to see the Muppet's instead.
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