Review of Swelter

Swelter (2014)
1/10
Jean-Claude Van Damaging his career (SPOILERS)
31 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
*** This review may contain spoilers *** i am biggest fan of Jean Claude Van Damme the biggest lover back then he was good guy in Action movies but this Started van Damme into villain Since Expendables 2 that was better film then Sweater screw it he doesn't do much i am sorry he doesn't do jack crap in Expendables 2 he did a lot but not lot this he didn't do much no fighting yes i know it's not van Damme movie. this story follows about 10 years ago heist robbery in Las Vegas the lead role was (Lennie James) is the lame character that you don't care about ! he is not likable, just boring main role if they just get Van damme as main character you know like Desert heat (1999) WAS Better movie, then this crap that is better movie Desert Heat.Lennie James character was like lame but this doesn't make a sense but hes character Lennie James was like who doesn't remember about the past he doesn't know where is the money is after some hold up years ago. later on he become the town Sheriff that doesn't hold gun how the heck in earth that your Sheriff you catch bad guys with guns how do you catch them ? i mean it is just stupid these guys (Josh Henderson) (Grant Bowler) characters bad guys looking for the money what Sheriff toke but it was hidden in water tank at end of film you will find out i like Action Scenes but this film just sucked no martial arts in this movie how can be movie without martial arts.

Film is slow,boring,no martial arts, Pointless film JCVD should have not take this role just why just why does he take this bull crap role for ? the action scenes little shootout in breakout prison that's it another scene shooting at cops that's it director killed off van Damme for no reason that is so lame that they killed him off for no reason dies stupid way who called this movie worth it well it's not i know it's not a action movie i can handle that but what i can handle that if they make it better JCVD was main character, better location of movie better actors in film, it would be better if JCVD didn't take this role it will be better or else nobody would care about this movie because there is no JCVD just crappy drama crime heist film plus it is B Class film but it looked realistic no fake scenes in movie but it's cheap believe me i am Real Fan of JCVD Fan the end pointless main character very stupid characters in movie just very stupid characters no likable characters any JCVD Fans who wants to check it out DON'T it is not van damme movie, he is not bad guy but he looks like one only person is JCVD just actor not his stupid character that i am very dissportant about he didn't talk as much, didn't do much he never did after half way of 2 hours of film Swelter (2014) SUCKED 1.10 movie sucked not a action or drama ,just stupid time waster believe me there is a lot of better JCVD Movies out there It's best to avoid this turkey bull crap movie.
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