"Sharkcano" the story of how Michigan is attacked by flaming sharks when a nearby volcano erupts... no maybe not, but I can keep suggesting it right? This sequel to the masterpiece is without a doubt the best made for cable movie you will ever witness on the SyFy network. As Winston Churchill once said, "Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things." This movie is just like criticism, you will be in great pain. Yes, it is that awesome!
Some facts I learned while watching this movie. Alligators in New York sewers are a fact. The head of the Statue of Liberty is a lot smaller than I thought, roughly the size of a small truck. New York cab drivers are psychic. "Shark fall" can be measured by inches just like rain. Gun shops don't exist in New York but automatic rifles can be found in the trunks of any car. Lightening rods require schematics and have both positive and negative leads and don't just run to ground as I had assumed.
As I called the original a "freakish child" of Asylum Films and SyFy Network, it has spawned something that mere words cannot describe. It is as if a mutant child gave birth to a killer cyborg and it grew up to become ruler of the world. We can only hope and pray that this new creation will somehow spawn yet again another movie or maybe a short lived series.
Some facts I learned while watching this movie. Alligators in New York sewers are a fact. The head of the Statue of Liberty is a lot smaller than I thought, roughly the size of a small truck. New York cab drivers are psychic. "Shark fall" can be measured by inches just like rain. Gun shops don't exist in New York but automatic rifles can be found in the trunks of any car. Lightening rods require schematics and have both positive and negative leads and don't just run to ground as I had assumed.
As I called the original a "freakish child" of Asylum Films and SyFy Network, it has spawned something that mere words cannot describe. It is as if a mutant child gave birth to a killer cyborg and it grew up to become ruler of the world. We can only hope and pray that this new creation will somehow spawn yet again another movie or maybe a short lived series.