"Thousands of years ago, in the future . . . " I couldn't help it, and the fact that the cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past plays a larger role in this movie just tickles me. Best way to describe "Colon Movie Film for Theaters" is . . . well, asinine; just unbelievably silly. The writers had to be throwing at a dartboard to come up with this. And the budget must've gone to the bit-part name actors, because the production values don't see an upgrade proportional to the jump to the big screen. The kitchen sink mentality really hits home when tiny Neil Peart shows up (I mean, how random can it get?).
But all I know is that I laughed.
A lot.
7/10
But all I know is that I laughed.
A lot.
7/10