I never have before now felt compelled to write a review of a film, but after witnessing the monstrosity I felt it necessary to share with the world the horrific viewing experience of this cinematographic wasteland that was inAPPropriate comedy.
Racism and Homophobia, there you are. THE ENTIRE PLOT LINE reduced two three words; "In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy." is the description to this loosely deemed 'film' "hilariously offensive" there is little to describe as hilarious, it is 83 minutes of mind numbing awkwardness as the self deprecating actors try to squeeze laugh out of their audience; but alas there is NOTHING to laugh at, Adrien Brody should retire from acting, the Pianist was one of the most beautiful stories ever told, brought to light by his fantastic acting ability. He is shooting himself in the metaphorical foot associating with this piece of garbage, he plays 'filthy harry' who's entire script is homoerotic innuendo. Which surprise surprise is as void of humor as is the rest of this poorly thought out trash, whatever agent got him this part should not only be fired but also be shot by firing squad for reading this script and thinking "yes the Oscar winning actor Adrien Brody should play this part, we can only hope he doesn't paper cut himself to an early grave shaking with laughter reading this ingeniously constructed piece of comedy artwork."
Now I think it is well known that Rob Schneider's career has taken a turn for the worse but this is showbiz suicide, any future directors are going to witness his performance in this abysmal husk of a "comedy sketch film" and cripple him so he can never act again, he is a good actor and no matter how many peers disagree with me he has encapsulated some stirring characters that will live on throughout history as fantastic works of art. BUT FOR CRYING OUT LOAD how in Gods name did you think that this was going to do you any good, unless Rob is secretly a Racist Homophobe I cannot even comprehend why he would subject himself to this kind of work.
I am appalled that this has been voted greater than 1 star as there are literally 0 things likable about this film, from the basic poorly scripted 3 sketches the director refuses to stop grinding into the mud or the plot consisting of a tablet that when clicked on not only with shoddy 2001 special effects but also with unrealistic user interface opens up the separate sketches, the giant finger which looms over the screen deciding the next form of emotional torture the viewing victim should experience loses it's gimmick and becomes a chubby organic death toll tapping to issue the sapping of life out of the audience.
In conclusion, If you are emotionally unstable do not watch this. Suicidal thoughts are induced without.
Racism and Homophobia, there you are. THE ENTIRE PLOT LINE reduced two three words; "In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world's most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy." is the description to this loosely deemed 'film' "hilariously offensive" there is little to describe as hilarious, it is 83 minutes of mind numbing awkwardness as the self deprecating actors try to squeeze laugh out of their audience; but alas there is NOTHING to laugh at, Adrien Brody should retire from acting, the Pianist was one of the most beautiful stories ever told, brought to light by his fantastic acting ability. He is shooting himself in the metaphorical foot associating with this piece of garbage, he plays 'filthy harry' who's entire script is homoerotic innuendo. Which surprise surprise is as void of humor as is the rest of this poorly thought out trash, whatever agent got him this part should not only be fired but also be shot by firing squad for reading this script and thinking "yes the Oscar winning actor Adrien Brody should play this part, we can only hope he doesn't paper cut himself to an early grave shaking with laughter reading this ingeniously constructed piece of comedy artwork."
Now I think it is well known that Rob Schneider's career has taken a turn for the worse but this is showbiz suicide, any future directors are going to witness his performance in this abysmal husk of a "comedy sketch film" and cripple him so he can never act again, he is a good actor and no matter how many peers disagree with me he has encapsulated some stirring characters that will live on throughout history as fantastic works of art. BUT FOR CRYING OUT LOAD how in Gods name did you think that this was going to do you any good, unless Rob is secretly a Racist Homophobe I cannot even comprehend why he would subject himself to this kind of work.
I am appalled that this has been voted greater than 1 star as there are literally 0 things likable about this film, from the basic poorly scripted 3 sketches the director refuses to stop grinding into the mud or the plot consisting of a tablet that when clicked on not only with shoddy 2001 special effects but also with unrealistic user interface opens up the separate sketches, the giant finger which looms over the screen deciding the next form of emotional torture the viewing victim should experience loses it's gimmick and becomes a chubby organic death toll tapping to issue the sapping of life out of the audience.
In conclusion, If you are emotionally unstable do not watch this. Suicidal thoughts are induced without.