oscaralbert Review of Haredevil Hare

Haredevil Hare (1948)

Warner Bros. anticipates the CONCUSSION concussion . . .

[8/10 · 24 January 2016]

. . . that would shake Hollywood to its knees nearly 70 years later with HAREDEVIL HARE. In this Looney Tunes animated short, Bugs Bunny thinks that he's the first visitor to the moon. Bugs is therefore meant to represent White Tinseltown (which always has been reflective of the U.S. demographic majority, as in "majority rules," a principle enshrined in the U.S. Constitution, but NOT widely accepted on certain other continents). This sector treasures its Institutional Memory of Begats (as in, "Chaplin Begat Fields Begat Skelton Begat Candy Begat Sandler). But a few seconds after Bugs' rocket ship makes its hard landing, Marvin Martian RETURNS to the moon. Marvin is Black, representing the Smith Clan and other Urban Power Proponents. Marvin Matter-of-Factly informs Bugs that he's destroying Earth, just as it took one simple tweet from Jada to Purge half of America's Academy Experts. Bugs tries to minimize Jada's damage by redirecting her weapon to the moon, which is half blown away. Of course, Sony's attack on American Core Values and the NFL (our national religion) with CONCUSSION was the sneakiest assault on the U.S. since Japan blew up Pearl Harbor to kick off World War Two, which is why NO ONE from the CONCUSSION cast--White, Black, or Yellow--could possibly have been nominated for an Oscar by ANY True Blue American. However, thanks to Jada, the next Minority Spear in America's side will get ALL the Oscar nominations, from her hand-picked panel of traitors (such as the "I hate America!" pastor of Obama's Chicago church). Thanks to Jada, all future Oscars also must be approved by Japan, as Warner warned us with HAREDEVIL HARE.