The Hoarder (2015)
3/10
The Snorer... I mean The Borer... Or was it The Hoarder? Sometimes called The Stunker, no The Bunker... Better call it just: crap to avoid confusion
29 May 2016
There was a time when Mischa Barton was thought to be the next up and coming starlet in Hollywood.

Those days are far behind and in recent years she's been stuck with being something of scream-queen in low-budget direct to DVD horrors, but the prolem is that for a scream-queen she barely screams heck she barely reacts.

I am unsure why she's constantly cast but then I suppose most people would have had the common sense that when they read the script to this movie they would realised that it would suck there and then, but I suppose that is why she doesn't really bother she knows it wouldn't help and I suppose a paycheck is a paycheck after all.

And I suppose she is no worse than the rest of the cast in this movie, Robert Knepper who was brilliant in Prison Break feels like he's sleep-walking through the movie, better yet sleep-acting.

If you want something that's sort of reminiscent with this (except 5 times better) 'Creep (2004)' with Franka Potente is a good choice.

If you want something where Misca Barton is actually good then 'The Assassination of a High School President (2008)' is a good choice.
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