1/10
Yawn! Merely A Cheap Pop-Bottle Sucker Who Can Deep-Throat
1 March 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Hello!? - Like, would someone please slap Madonna's face for me? ASAP!!

Believe me, folks - When I first sat down to watch "Truth or Dare" I was really hoping that this ultimate vanity production would somehow prove to me that below Madonna's cheap, bitchy, shallow surface there was actually a real person there who was worth liking.

But, alas - As It turned out - "Truth or Dare" was just a total fiasco. To me, it's bottom line was clearly obvious that here you had a horrendously awful (and blatantly biased) documentary about a horrendously awful (and truly despicable) pop star.

And, if you ask me - (As far as Truth or Dare's most cringe-worthy moments go) - I'd say that what made my skin crawl, like you wouldn't believe, were those scenes when the "holier-than-thou" Madonna, and her fellow performers, would all stand in a circle together (before going out onto the stage), and solemnly bow their heads, and (get this!) pray to god to bless them all and make this show yet another (money-grabbing) success... (Ha! Spare me! Puleeze!)

Anyway - Like I said at the start of my review - "Would someone please slap Madonna's face for me? ASAP!!"
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