BULLETS, FANGS AND DINNER AT 8 is an indie comedy horror flick done on a tiny budget. Like most indie comedies, it simply isn't very funny, and acts as a mere time waster at best. The story is about a vampire priest who organises a massacre at his own church and the budding student who decides to take him down. There's a little scene setting here and there and some violence, but mainly it's the poor script and indifferent acting which lets it down.