I gave it a 2, 1 was just too easy, and 0 couldn't be done.
This movie was so bad, I kept drifting off thinking about important things like whether to give my cat Friskies meaty bits or shreds and I missed how this horrible mess ended up. So I did not rewind to find out.
Too bad to see Seagal dragging his lard arse around and making those squinty-eye faces and talking tough (and slow). Heavy strained breathing from all that tripe he shovels in his gut, which makes his belly compress his lungs so he sort of heaves out his dialog and sounds like he is about to power vomit.
I like Luke Goss and I hate to see him involved in this "thing" but a man has to make a living I suppose. We all like you, Luke. Better choices next time.
This movie was so bad, I kept drifting off thinking about important things like whether to give my cat Friskies meaty bits or shreds and I missed how this horrible mess ended up. So I did not rewind to find out.
Too bad to see Seagal dragging his lard arse around and making those squinty-eye faces and talking tough (and slow). Heavy strained breathing from all that tripe he shovels in his gut, which makes his belly compress his lungs so he sort of heaves out his dialog and sounds like he is about to power vomit.
I like Luke Goss and I hate to see him involved in this "thing" but a man has to make a living I suppose. We all like you, Luke. Better choices next time.