Did the lifetime channel hire Tommy Wiseau to wreck this smorgasbord of garbage? I think it may have been wriiten by Megan Fox. The philosophy is trite, the acting horrific, the script reads like a twitter rage between the members of a teenage love triangle, the soundtrack is muzak, the cinematography is all shot from the same tripod setting, and the story stumbles along like a poisoned man. Can we put this movie on one of Elon Musk's rockets and fire it into the sun. Apparently it is based on true events and if that is the case it is a repugnant insult to any real victim of a crime. Seriously, I feel sick.
Review of Murder on the Cape
