The Titan (2018)
1/10
From hero to zero.
30 March 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This is how I would describe this total nonsense.

At the beginning the movie starts with an interesting idea, about the possibility of mutating human DNA with the help of science to assimilate the atmospheric conditions found on Titan to accommodate human beings on another world, but as the plot develops it becomes obvious that this movie it's going to end in a free fall.

After seeing half of the movie you start to wonder when is it actually starting, but then you will be surprised by a generous mix of animal superpowers that are injected into our main character, which is having an internal struggle of leaving his family on Earth.

Then, the chosen ones start to drop like flies, one after the other, each suffering from various mutations that are affecting the body, the latter having troubles of assimilating the vaccines.

The leading program scientist has a hidden agenda, without telling the subjects that they were injected with some enzymes that is awakening something inside them, but that hidden agenda is discovered by the detective wife (which is conveniently a super doctor that can see what is going on with her husband). Then humans transform to Titan creatures, some of them killing their loved ones (even though they were fully conscious about their surroundings).

Wife saves the day, having a firing platoon that is disobeying the program director direct orders and she somehow manages to keep the main character alive.

The hole scenarios goes up in the air, when the dolphin like character develops wings at the ending scene (when he finally reaches Titan) and ends the scene with a Superman like flight over the dark scenery of Titan.

This movie felt like eating a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly, beans, cabbage and bonbons, with a dash of sower cream and salad, topped up with olives and onion.

Spare yourself a precious hour and a half, and watch anything else.
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