. . . you were SOMEWHERE IN TIME, and suddenly a Busby Berkeley dance routine featuring four dozen White chicks in blonde wigs sporting floor-length nighties broke out? If this is a recurring dream of yours, MASKS AND MEMORIES is sure to be your cup of "Kool-Ade." This half hour infomercial for a movie studio's sheet music line crams the complete Arbor Day Holiday Catalog into one poorly constructed medley or melee taking place either in New Orleans OR the storage drawer of an acid-leaking MATRIX Battery Person. This is one of the pieces that SHOULD have been included on the USA's inter-galactic "Voyager" mix tape (golden laser disc, that is) to guarantee that NO intelligent life forms would want to get within a trillion miles of the point where such a ludicrous mishmash originated. On the other hand, perhaps said aliens will dispatch a Death Star to put Earth out of its misery IF they ever run across a broadcast or digital copy of MASKS AND MEMORIES.
Review of Masks and Memories
