The Coven (2015)
3/10
I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE
29 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
A group of five girls, none of which is Fairuza Balk, opt to go spend Halloween on the local Queens Wood lot which was used as a coven location. It was last used by Uri Clef because Louis Cypher was already taken. Two guys who are introduced with the film half over also jump the fence and go there and together the initial of the collective first names spell out "Lucifer" as if that means something. Meanwhile someone on a bike, who may or may not be Nicolas Cage, is in the woods going after the kids.

Yes the whole film was a build up to the girls going to the woods, crowding together in a tent, then running around with a couple of boys. No real special effects other than that CG fire thing. I kept waiting for things to happen then they rolled the credits which claimed the local coven attempted to keep them from shooting there. It is ashamed they didn't succeed.

Guide: F-bomb. No sex. No nudity. No Fairuza Balk. Be careful quoting Arthur Brown.
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