1 Quite a lot of people in Australia speak English with an American accent.
2 When you go on a camping holiday in Australia, it's best to try to find some miserable hell hole of a place with a nasty reputation to recreate.
3 Lots of back packers like visiting these type of places.
4 Keep the destination a secret from your girlfriends to surprise them when visiting..
5 When seeking directions to Charlie's Farm, insult locals who try to give you some good advice and may be even pick a fight with them.
6 Despite its "reputation", police simply, just don't go to Charlie's farm.
7 Policing around those parts is done by civilian, gun-toting posses.
8 Orphaned children in the bush grow up to be huge, 7 foot dudes, who look half-alien, like killing people and are invulnerable to a high-powered rifle bullet, shot point blank into their chests.
9 When you're obese and skinny - dipping with your gorgeous girl friend and after being confronted by an aggressive and armed Charlie, get out of the water and tell him off in no uncertain manner.
10. When a friend tries to help you out, by taking on Charlie one on one, wait till he's dead, before getting involved to assist.
11 When thinking you may have killed a serial- killing monster, throw your rifle away and under no circumstances consider finishing him off, with a handy axe or machete.
2 When you go on a camping holiday in Australia, it's best to try to find some miserable hell hole of a place with a nasty reputation to recreate.
3 Lots of back packers like visiting these type of places.
4 Keep the destination a secret from your girlfriends to surprise them when visiting..
5 When seeking directions to Charlie's Farm, insult locals who try to give you some good advice and may be even pick a fight with them.
6 Despite its "reputation", police simply, just don't go to Charlie's farm.
7 Policing around those parts is done by civilian, gun-toting posses.
8 Orphaned children in the bush grow up to be huge, 7 foot dudes, who look half-alien, like killing people and are invulnerable to a high-powered rifle bullet, shot point blank into their chests.
9 When you're obese and skinny - dipping with your gorgeous girl friend and after being confronted by an aggressive and armed Charlie, get out of the water and tell him off in no uncertain manner.
10. When a friend tries to help you out, by taking on Charlie one on one, wait till he's dead, before getting involved to assist.
11 When thinking you may have killed a serial- killing monster, throw your rifle away and under no circumstances consider finishing him off, with a handy axe or machete.