If you like softcore porn, you might like this, because that's pretty much all this film has going for it. Even then the sex scenes are boring.
This film is PAINFULLY SLOW. There are many, many long scenes in which nothing is happening, you just stare at the robot while it recharges. But this is great if you want to take a nap.
Here's mankind, going out into space, gotta big job to do and well, dying in space because you went off course would suck... but not for this guy. Because the newly formed Russian space program would give over a huge ship with an important payload to some jack off who would happily take that risk for a robot he raped. Yeah, the premise for almost every action in this is super dumb, why not just let the robot pilot the ship and do everything? Obviously it's advanced enough that this would've made more sense than what is portrayed. And honestly, if the ship had only robots, this story might've actually been more interesting. What is the point of having the dude there at all? So dumb. The only reason it got two stars was because this wasn't shot in someone's mom's basement.
Review of A.I. Rising
