Beowulf (1999)
5/10
FEAR IS ALL I KNOW
12 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
For book purists, you will be happy to know this feature meticulously caters to every detail down to the martial arts fighting and black guy with glasses. Christopher Lambert plays the title role. He was able to deliver weapons at a terrific pace but unable to deliver a single line.

The setting is unspecified northern pagan with fancy weapons which gave the film a "Mad Max" feel.. The soundtrack ranged from metal to dance music with an occasional western flute. The special effects were pretty good as were Layla Roberts' breasts as seen through a sheer gown (Playboy Miss September 1999).

The B-Wulf man is unintentionally funny with his dry lines.

Parental Guide: No f-bombs. Sex. Sheer gown nudity.
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