5/10
THOSE BITES ARE JUST HICKIES
14 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is an Asylum TV-14 movie and has all the bells and whistles associated with a low budget film which includes cardboard characters, characters poorly executed, CG graphics, and actors on their way down or taking a detour on their way up. In a small Michigan town, that looks like Long Beach, California, Fish and Game Ranger Michael Parker (Jason Brooks) and family are summoned there to take care of the lamprey eel nuisance. Michael also has to deal with a hormonal daughter (Ciara Hanna) a geeky son (Yar Koosha) only a stray dog (uncredited) and eel will play with, and a flirty neighbor (Susie Abromeit).

These are not your normal aggressive blood sucking lamprey's but ones that travel on land and seem to appear anywhere, almost like Ghost Shark. Yes people suffer bites, and a few succumb to their attacks.

This is for SyFy/Asylum bad movie fans only.
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