"I Groove On Quality, Not Quantity!"...
11 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS stars Andrew Prine as Clement Dunne, a murdering madman on a mission from God. Dunne seeks to rid the world of the beautiful, naked women who grace the pages of a certain adult magazine. The movie is split into three parts.

Part one concerns Jackie (Jaime Lyn Bauer), a nurse with a heart of gold who just happens to be on Dunne's naughty list. If that's not bad enough, she's got a group of free-loading hippies on her hands, severely abusing her hospitality. They're also a bunch of perverts! Sort of a brain-damaged Manson family. Will she escape the frying pan, only to jump into the fire?

Next on Dunne's roster is Charly (Jennifer Ashley) another "wanton woman" for his straight razor. Charly's on a photo shoot with a group of models and snobby photographer types. Nudity and soap opera antics ensue. When Dunne arrives, he finds another bunch of pesky people in his way. No problem, he doesn't mind adding a few extra blasphemers to his hit list.

Lastly, we're introduced to Vera (Tiffany Bolling), a flight attendant, and part-time pin-up girl. A little mix-up prolongs Dunne's latest "job", and Vera winds up getting stuck with a pair of creepy, drunken sailors out to take advantage of her. Will she escape their clutches, winding up in Dunne's instead?

According to this movie, being a young, pretty female is hell on Earth! Especially, if posing in a men's periodical is one's forte. A true drive-in / exploitation film, complete with wall-to-wall female nudity, bloody violence, and sleazy situations, this movie excels in its sub-genre. Prine makes a pretty good maniac, in his suit, tie, two-tone shoes, and glasses combo, making him look like a crazed bookkeeper! Certainly not for everyone, but entertaining in its twisted way.

P.S.- The grrrl power finale is worth the wait!...
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