. . . demands the mad scientist of the plucky "Lois" midway through THE MECHANICAL MONSTERS. Ms. Lane has no inkling about what became of the missing gems, because they were dumped into a random remote canyon as the crazed larcenous inventor HIMSELF used his remote controls to dislodge "Clark" from his flying robot-thief. Self-made First Generation wealth accumulators seldom succeed in the long run, as demonstrated by THE MECHANICAL MONSTERS, because they lack the brass nether orbs needed to nonchalantly careen through life as if the World owes them a living. However, as THE DAILY PLANET reports on the Big Apple's Real Life King Pimp, his progeny were bound to grasp control of America's Oval Office by hook or crook some day. Therefore, THE MECHANICAL MONSTERS warn us that our USA Homeland will be doomed IF we continue to allow Rich One Per Center Fat Cats to flout their ill-gotten wealth under our very noses, turning the seat of American Power into the awful Offal Office!
Review of Superman: The Mechanical Monsters
