In the beginning, God made Man and Woman. This was a mistake, as he clearly should have made Fuzzbuckets' too, with their creepy faces and patchy hair on their bodies. Fuzzbuckets come from down under the ground and are secretly living among us right now, as every day a Fuzzbucket magically wakes up out of his/her home and turns invisible and must harass small children in order to get juice to replinish its minerals and become a visible Fuzzbucket again. The spell is only officially lifted though, when a Fuzzbucket makes it back home before dark, unless the case of commercials, in which case early morning.
The T.V. program of Fuzzbucket, which is not only obviously brilliant, but inspiring and one of the best programs of our time, is also a true story. Fuzzbucket's are real and should be treated with the respect of our Disney channel counterparts, by making sure we tell them we love them, and after immedietely hating on them until they reappear again. He goes around and watches cartoons and believes he is Santa claus and gives kids whom he harasses gifts to give to their parents, if not directly already.
This case of Fuzzbucketitis- as it is known in their world- is very common and should be treated with about as much respect as Fuzzbucket has for waxy draw's and tunes.
Fuzzbucket is a masterpiece of cinema, that has stood the test of time as well as Michael Jackson. Here's hoping the release of Fuzzbucket 2: The Bucketening will come out soon, but until then, enjoy this beloved family classic on Disney +
Review of Fuzzbucket
