A poor mans Friday the 13th. Like, really poor. Electricity's been cut off, Employment Insurance has run out, "they're going to break my knees if I don't pay up soon" poor. The filming quality looks good. There's some boobs. But the acting is some of the worst I've seen in a long run if movies with bad acting. The piss-poor script doesn't help. It's terrible across the board but the worst has to be the lead Ryan Deal, only because he gets top billing in this movie. He has this permanent smile/smirk that makes him look like every shot is a headshot.
The violence is pretty lame. Lots of throats get slashed. A bit of variation would be nice: It's really funny that it doesn't seem to bother the people that know what's going on too much. Police, parents, obvious victims; no one seems too worried or surprised. "so our friend got impaled by a pitchfork...but we payed for the place for six more days and we're seniors!" That's seriously the logical processing the group of kids has. Honestly, that's dumb enough to make me keep watching. There's been a plethora of dumb logic in horror movies but that takes it to a new level to where I have to see where this goes.
"Got a condom?" "I have one in my car, I'll be right back!" "For a lighter?" "I must have left it by the barbecue, I'll be right back!"
Possibly the worst horror movie I've seen. And that's saying a lot. And not even in a "it's so bad it's good" way. This is just so bad it's bad.
The violence is pretty lame. Lots of throats get slashed. A bit of variation would be nice: It's really funny that it doesn't seem to bother the people that know what's going on too much. Police, parents, obvious victims; no one seems too worried or surprised. "so our friend got impaled by a pitchfork...but we payed for the place for six more days and we're seniors!" That's seriously the logical processing the group of kids has. Honestly, that's dumb enough to make me keep watching. There's been a plethora of dumb logic in horror movies but that takes it to a new level to where I have to see where this goes.
"Got a condom?" "I have one in my car, I'll be right back!" "For a lighter?" "I must have left it by the barbecue, I'll be right back!"
Possibly the worst horror movie I've seen. And that's saying a lot. And not even in a "it's so bad it's good" way. This is just so bad it's bad.