Blood Monkey (2006 Video)
1/10
Utter rubbish. Only F. Murray Abraham makes it worth watching..
2 April 2021
I give every bad movie a chance. I had high hopes with F. Murray Abraham featuring in this film. Turned out he was the only bit in this movie that was watchable.

The rest of the college students 'performances' made me do something entirely rare. I removed every work any of them have done after this movie. Their acting was so difficult to muddle through that my head started hurting

It wasn't even the script or the directing. They were 10000000000% at fault for my suffering. There are some, in these movies, that never act again. For some reason a couple have hidden from their personal and professional shame because their movies were so bad that they didn't keep their day jobs.

The ensemble cast kept dragging us through hell with shameful performances. I had no connection to them at all and wanted them all to die within 5 minutes. Charges should be brought against all of them and brought to justice at The Hague.

The casting director needs to never work again. I'd say they went to a skid row drug rehab centre and under bridges to find these ilk but they didn't. They all had worked before.

The tension was great in this movie. They didn't overuse the creature effects. Gore was okay. And prepare to cheer each of the students death and root for the bad guys because this is that type of movie.

After all is said and done with this movie, did F. Murray Abraham loose a coin toss to be in this movie? Or did he need beer money? Just makes no sense that he would stoop to this level.
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