I will go on record here and say that this movie is the funniest ever created. There is not a single scene in it that doesn't have a laugh out loud moment. Chris Elliot is pure perfection. Every line is some poetically crafted, either his high fellutant prose or the crass brass talk of the seamen. The best cast ever! Melora Waters has been in every PTA movie, but her work here is paramount. "Wouldn't it be jolly jack splendid if we spent a fortnight or two in Hawaii?" YES. Yes, Nathanial, yes it would.