2/10
Not a single idea went into this - what a waste of time and potential
6 May 2021
First - I like Star Wars, but I would not consider myself a real fan.

There are just too many crap ideas, failed executions and mediocre movies in the Star Wars saga to be raving fanboyish about everything coming from Disney.

But still - when I saw the ad for the Biomes "movie" I was thrilled - seeing the majestic landscapes of Hoth, etc in screensaver-mode sounded quite entertaining.

Man, was I wrong - those 18 minutes dragged on for ages... Why, you ask?

Because the makers did not have a single idea beyond the absolute minimum.

Hoth? Just snow and mountain ranges.

Tatooine? Just sandy dunes.

The water planet? Just waves.

The volcano thingy? Just the "castle" and lava streams.

What a bore...

No charming details, n-o-t-h-i-n-g!

When your boss hands over a whole galaxy of possibilities to you and all you come up with is... this?

Then you better look for a new job.

And yes - they integrated some scenes of the movies into the drone flights. But just the scenes you already know, like two droids wandering through the desert.

I saved you 18 minutes, you will be thanking me!
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