Bornless Ones (2016)
1/10
Just Watch Evil Dead Instead
26 June 2021
Saying this movie is "Inspired By The Evil Dead" is way beyond kind and misleading. This movie is literally a rip off of every single element from ED except each thing is executed with no style whatsoever and most end up falling flat and eliciting laughter instead of scares. Stabbed with a pencil? Yup. Someone falls down steps into a basement? Check! Someone says "SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!!!" Checkerroo... It just goes on and on with so many facets bordering on idiocy. Like the central story of a paraplegic young man who suddenly talks and walks much to everyone's...surprise except the viewer. Because despite being unable to move for years he has the build of a high school running back and muscular arms which would be thin and atrophied if this was remotely real. These people say stupid things, do stupid things and regardless of the situations they're put through remain shiny, primped and pretty throughout the entire film. One guy even gets stabbed through his eye, into his brain and 2 minutes later is acting like nothing happened at all. This movie has all the elements of a decent horror film but the execution, terrible dialogue, low rent acting and fx on top of a cliche ridden script which is nothing more than a Sam Raimi "lite" bargain basement Evil Dead knock off full of annoying, 1 dimensional characters just makes it a tedious watch. By the time it was over I didn't care if any of them survived and actually preferred then all NOT. Unlike the Evil Dead which I've watched 100s of times this turkey won't ever get a second viewing from me.
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