Laid to Rest (2009)
1/10
Bad to the Bone
28 July 2021
Like the George Thorogood and the Destroyers song this movie was bad to the bone, and not in a good way. This was bad as in poor quality or a low standard. I hate the decision making in most scary movies because they're usually beyond dumb. In "Laid to Rest" the victims were making especially stupid decisions. But before the dumb decisions we had to be in a fantastically fictitious situation to begin with. The movie takes place in a rural area (naturally), the damsel in distress has some sort of memory loss where she can talk but can't remember the simplest words like "police station," "casket," or "killer," no one has a phone, and the city police are over 100 miles away.

What's important to know? A serial killer called Chrome Skull is abducting and butchering women. He's your typical Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers copycat; large, strong, silent, invincible, and kills with a large knife.

He's techier than the other two because he speaks through the use of text-to-talk on a phone and he knows how to use modern devices. But never mind all of that, this movie is abysmal from the rooter to the tooter. The plot is bad, the main actress is atrocious, and there wasn't a single action or statement that was of any value.
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