BLOOD TRACKS opens with a flashback to 1945 with a violent family confrontation resulting in death. Forty years later, a heavy metal band is in "town" -more like a wasteland- to film a music video. Grisly horror ensues.
Or, something like that.
Indeed, the people from 1945 are still around, looking pretty much the same. That is, except for bad makeup and mangy wigs.
Enter the supermodels, running around half dressed through the snow. Not even their towering hairdos can save them!
The filming of the music video is hilarious. It's reminiscent of those moldy old MTV vids of bands like QUIET RIOT or POISON. Will the video be finished before everyone is annihilated? A true gut-buster!
Unfortunately, when people aren't busy dying, the movie bogs down in tedious non-dialogue by the non-actors. Hell, even the avalanche is dull!...
Or, something like that.
Indeed, the people from 1945 are still around, looking pretty much the same. That is, except for bad makeup and mangy wigs.
Enter the supermodels, running around half dressed through the snow. Not even their towering hairdos can save them!
The filming of the music video is hilarious. It's reminiscent of those moldy old MTV vids of bands like QUIET RIOT or POISON. Will the video be finished before everyone is annihilated? A true gut-buster!
Unfortunately, when people aren't busy dying, the movie bogs down in tedious non-dialogue by the non-actors. Hell, even the avalanche is dull!...