Review of Titane

Titane (2021)
2/10
Foul child causes car crash ... And annoyingly survives
26 October 2021
Well we watched this fiasco round my mates last night ... Said child grows up to be just as foul and psycho as well ... She dances badly... She has sex with cars ... Badly ( think Showgirls but less funny ) ... She drips oil .... She is of course fashionably gender dysmorphic ... Firemen seem to spend most of the time having bad raves in the fire station ... In fact the only thing that could have saved this vapid mess was humour ... Unfortunately the director is obviously incapable of seeing how ludicrous this thing is ... I laughed a few times, but at the director, for thinking anyone would take this arrogant over confidence in their abilities and seriously stupid ideas seriously ... Or was it supposed to be a comedy and the direction is so bad that it failed abysmally ... It obviously Crash for the stupid generation, but really who cares ... This is the worst film of the year due to the sheer over confidence of the talentless director .
23 out of 44 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed