Well I'll be honest it was just a normal run of the mill day in a nice fresh wet 1988 December. I turn on my T. V. and bang crash a lightning flash White King, Red Rubber, Black Death. Now I know how that sounds you must be asking how white can he be. Well Woodshed Me! Let me tell you when they say white they mean white... And I'm not even religious! Now for my critiques. The first episode starts quite splendidly if I say so myself they set the scene in Donkey Kong's home town where we meet our protagonist the mean green china machine Red Rubber and his funny African Affiliation Black Death(Christian Bale). Now I bet there must be a flurry of questions going through your head right now like "Well if this is such a perfect feature length film then whats with the imperfect score," and "well I don't know what if it falls off by season 2?" well let me ask you this. Has Little Jacob ever done you wrong? I hope you get my drift and learn to do better next time. Thanks for your time and God(Rutherford B. Hay) bless.
White King, Red Rubber, Black Death
(2003 TV Movie)
You wouldn't belive what comes next!!!
1 February 2022