1/10
Stupid, made no sense, beloved by the pretentious
3 July 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Let me start with a spoiler: the movie's long, boring, and makes no sense. Skinny, 13 year-old John finds a the opening to concrete bunker that goes deep into his parent's property. He decides to drug his family (mom, dad, older sister) and lower them to the bottom of the bunker. (No explanation is given for how a scrawny 13 year-old got them all, one by one, from the house, thru the woods to the hole, then lowered them all to the bottom of it without killing them). The movie meanders on showing the family lying at the bottom of the hole from time to time, but mostly scenes of John doing boring things around the house, after a few days he lowers a ladder down the hole, the family climbs out, next scene they're all dressed for dinner and eating as though nothing ever happened, THE END.

Shame on all those rating this movie higher than two stars. Especially those that gave it five or more and tried to give some pretentious explanation for why the movie was good and for what it was "really" about. Rather than admit it was really too long, really boring, and really made no sense.
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