4/10
That's Not Good
1 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Danny (Joseph Almani) is a cop who is spending Thanksgiving drinking beer with his Uncle Bill (Michael Paré). His girlfriend Gwen (Karlee Eldridge) left him because he got shot at once and his Uncle Bill is crude and Danny likes to hang out with him. While kicking back a few and working under a propped up car expecting aftershocks from a recent earthquake, Bill gets bit by something that crawled from out of the ground and looks like a maggot. Gwen who stopped by takes it to the university to be examined. The bite is deadly if not treated. Sure enough an aftershock (PLOT SPOILER) causes the car to drop and bill is crushed and Danny is trapped with a dying phone trying to get help, get out from under the car, and fight off large toxic maggots. That takes up the bulk of the film. Danny alone in the garage. It was a waste of film. They had Karlee Eldridge in the film who looks like a blonde Megan Fox. They made it about the relationship. Boring. He wouldn't quit his job for her. I would have Kill Bill for her.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.
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