pixrox1 Review of The Karate Guard

The Karate Guard (2005)

The end credits for this nefarious film claim . . .

[5/10 · 27 October 2022]

. . . that it was made in Tinsel Town, but this seems highly unlikely to me. The main theme of THE KARATE GUARD is to extol bullies and bullying. This is NOT the American Way. People from this nation are prone to pull for the underdog, NOT some invincible gargantuan robotic hit mutt. Adherents of the Red, White and Blue also stand 100% behind Law & Order, NOT pilfering pestilent poachers filching the food from our mouths while spewing germs. When one of these viciously vexing voracious vermin is pictured using a children's toy to virtually skin the household feline tasked with keeping the rodent threat in check, nobody in their right mind would cheer. This film aims to undermine if not destroy our American Homeland, and deserves to be confiscated, perforated and buried at sea by our hero Navy SEALS.