3/10
Devastatingly awful!
28 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I'm still in shock at how awful this was as the climax for this Halloween trilogy. I thought the first 2 were really good, (not including the "evil dies tonight" chanting. CRINGE!!! Lol). I'd been looking forward to this since the release of the 2nd one and boy, it was like being hit with a freight train full of disappointment. Random guy who killed the kid he was babysitting by accident gets bullied by high school idiots. Gets roughed up and chucked over a bridge. Michael, at the end of the Halloween Kills, gets up and murders all those who beat and stabbed him etc, then murders Laurie's daughter. Somehow, he is now old and decrepit and has supposedly spent the last 4 years hiding in a sewer/storm drain. Anyways, the drain just happens to be under the bridge Corey is chucked off. Michael drags him into the pipe but doesn't kill him. Like, what? Corey wakes, Michael grabs him and they see into each other minds and pow, a murdering tag team is born. Really? All the while, Corey is falling in love with Laurie's granddaughter Allyson, who is every bit as annoying as her mum was. Laurie tries to warn her off Corey, because somehow she can "see the evil in him". One minute Michael is grabbing nurses and pinning them to the wall with knives and the next he's weak again. Michael and Laurie are hardly in the movie. Spend over an hour on developing Corey's character, only for Michael to snap his neck like a twig. I could go on, but whats the point? A steaming pile of garbage inside a dumpster fire. If you have insomnia, this will cure it.
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