5/10
If only the film was as great as the title...
14 November 2022
The Italian Giallo is, without any doubt or discussion, THE horror/cult subgenre that brings forward the movies with the most sensationally sounding and imaginative titles! Just think of examples like "Your Vice is a Locked Room and only I have the Key", "Forbidden Photos of a Lady above Suspicion", or "What are those strange drops of blood doing on Jennifer's Body?". The downright fantastically titled "Love and Death in the Garden of the Gods" belongs in this list as well, but there's one unfortunate - but major - difference with the rest.

The others are great and massively entertaining horror movies, with awesome titles as a sort of cherry on the cake. "Love and Death etc." has an awesome title but fails to deliver in every other department. Writer/director Sauro Scavoline came up with a detailed and convoluted story, but there's one issue ... it's completely and utterly uninteresting! It's the story of an ornithologist who, via recordings of therapeutic sessions, becomes intrigued by the triangular relationship between the people that previously lived in the villa he's renting. We know straight from the start that the flashbacks will end in tragedy, as the film opens with images of Erika Blanc lying dead in a bathtub, so what's the point?

The first hour is incredibly slow-paced, dull, and extremely difficult to sit through. Too little too late the film turns into a much more enjoyable cocktail full of sex and vicious murders, but the connection with - or the empathy for - the lead characters never comes. Beautiful photography, music, and the ravishing naked bodies of Erica Blanc & Orchidea De Santis (lovely name, by the way) make this nevertheless a collector's item for fans of rare gialli.
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