I mean, without any familiar faces, this production woulda been a 0/10. Awkward, even sadistic at times, oddly paced, with bad graphics to boot.
But just seeing some familiar faces helps to save it. A couple stars for Rocket (and the dog), and one more star for everyone else. Nice hearing The Smashing Pumpkins in it, too.
You have to wonder if Gunn set out to achieve anything noteworthy, or if this was supposed to be just a superficial romp. I just can't imagine anyone liking this, unless they're so drunk they're about to pass out.
In conclusion, this script was written by a seven-year-old. An eight-year-old would have made something much better.
But just seeing some familiar faces helps to save it. A couple stars for Rocket (and the dog), and one more star for everyone else. Nice hearing The Smashing Pumpkins in it, too.
You have to wonder if Gunn set out to achieve anything noteworthy, or if this was supposed to be just a superficial romp. I just can't imagine anyone liking this, unless they're so drunk they're about to pass out.
In conclusion, this script was written by a seven-year-old. An eight-year-old would have made something much better.