This is itchy! I am so itchy! I wish Ester didn't talk me into these polyester dresses. I enjoy wearing fine silks and furs for a reason.
However, the gold filigree pattern against the emerald green is stunning on me.
I think this cheap polyester has reacted poorly with my flawless skin. As I walk to the clinic Ester recommended, all I can feel is a New York Yankee sized baseball on my right inner thigh. It has been bothering me for weeks. Ester says it's probably from chaffing and she gets it too. What does that silly cow know? She's the one who never stays away from the lemon squares after Sunday Mass.
Every luncheon for weeks, Ester hasn't stopped yammering on about the doctor I am seeing at the clinc.
Some 'Dr. Guy'. Apparently he has been working on a machine that removes bumps painlessly with ease. I finally took her up on the advice and made an appointment.
Walking into the clinic, I notice a disheveled and nervous nurse 'Patty'. She ought to clean up, she looks unprofessional. As I wait in the waiting room I hear a males voice yell 'One last push!' and I wonder if I stepped into an Obstetricians office by accident.
I have waiting been quite awhile. It will be worth it though to see Dr. Guy. I trust Ester even if she is a daft cow.
However, the gold filigree pattern against the emerald green is stunning on me.
I think this cheap polyester has reacted poorly with my flawless skin. As I walk to the clinic Ester recommended, all I can feel is a New York Yankee sized baseball on my right inner thigh. It has been bothering me for weeks. Ester says it's probably from chaffing and she gets it too. What does that silly cow know? She's the one who never stays away from the lemon squares after Sunday Mass.
Every luncheon for weeks, Ester hasn't stopped yammering on about the doctor I am seeing at the clinc.
Some 'Dr. Guy'. Apparently he has been working on a machine that removes bumps painlessly with ease. I finally took her up on the advice and made an appointment.
Walking into the clinic, I notice a disheveled and nervous nurse 'Patty'. She ought to clean up, she looks unprofessional. As I wait in the waiting room I hear a males voice yell 'One last push!' and I wonder if I stepped into an Obstetricians office by accident.
I have waiting been quite awhile. It will be worth it though to see Dr. Guy. I trust Ester even if she is a daft cow.