George Clooney and Julia Roberts have sunk low enough to star in a sub-par made-for-Lifetime-esque movie.
All of the characters are caricatures. No one has any chemistry.
Manos: Hands Of Fate gave me a slightly less pounding headache.
The story revolves around the daughter of two unlikable parents played by Clooney and Roberts who ditches a soul-crushing job in a law firm to marry a seaweed farmer.
Of course, there is green propaganda shoehorned in. Clooney speaks Italian in one scene. And Clooney and Roberts bicker a lot.
I've seen a lot of bad movies but without zombies or killer sharks, there is absolutely nothing to keep the discerning viewer's interest.
Skip. Cancel the streaming service you watched it on, and bury your television until 100 feet of lead and concrete.
All of the characters are caricatures. No one has any chemistry.
Manos: Hands Of Fate gave me a slightly less pounding headache.
The story revolves around the daughter of two unlikable parents played by Clooney and Roberts who ditches a soul-crushing job in a law firm to marry a seaweed farmer.
Of course, there is green propaganda shoehorned in. Clooney speaks Italian in one scene. And Clooney and Roberts bicker a lot.
I've seen a lot of bad movies but without zombies or killer sharks, there is absolutely nothing to keep the discerning viewer's interest.
Skip. Cancel the streaming service you watched it on, and bury your television until 100 feet of lead and concrete.