Who? Who wrote this ridiculous, modernised, pathetic, ice age glacial moving idea of a hooligan grudge match? Just leeched off something else altogether for a payday?. This young, inexperienced and unauthenticated, (yet romanticised ineffectively) version of mainstream perspective.
This over the top acting (without a story line to back it up) story.... The scenes!... I mean, not only do a couple of absolute meatheads get onto a boat going to some football destination, they end up sleeping in the staff berths from some 1940s steamer, then you see two bald headed meatheads scissoring each other at night-time in bed on a drunk? What the on earth?
It's like someone had an idea of how movies work but haven't read enough books and have little imagination,far too many rules they abide by and no vision.
I have not been able to finish the movie, I stopped to write this...and just noted the ending....god, please a bucket of paint and a brush.? Anyone ? I'd rather watch paint dry in a pitch black room.
Thie entire movie is the husk of a desiccated idea, jumped on like some kind of Columbian Charlie, 2/3rds around the world after being resold not 5, but 6 times, yet without the lines to hold it all together....roasting in the Saharan sun at the edge of a pristine bay ....or the Fyre festival.
Clint Eastwood could out act this movie after being dead for 50 years.
Other than that, it's fine.
This over the top acting (without a story line to back it up) story.... The scenes!... I mean, not only do a couple of absolute meatheads get onto a boat going to some football destination, they end up sleeping in the staff berths from some 1940s steamer, then you see two bald headed meatheads scissoring each other at night-time in bed on a drunk? What the on earth?
It's like someone had an idea of how movies work but haven't read enough books and have little imagination,far too many rules they abide by and no vision.
I have not been able to finish the movie, I stopped to write this...and just noted the ending....god, please a bucket of paint and a brush.? Anyone ? I'd rather watch paint dry in a pitch black room.
Thie entire movie is the husk of a desiccated idea, jumped on like some kind of Columbian Charlie, 2/3rds around the world after being resold not 5, but 6 times, yet without the lines to hold it all together....roasting in the Saharan sun at the edge of a pristine bay ....or the Fyre festival.
Clint Eastwood could out act this movie after being dead for 50 years.
Other than that, it's fine.